I received a tip from a friend that Why Did I Get Married Too? was a good movie. When I asked if it was some marriage counseling movie, I was told no. I trusted my source and rented the movie when I got home. After the first hour, my initial thought was that I’d never ask that friend for stock advice. I felt like I was trapped between Waiting to Exhale (which I loathe) and The Brothers (which is ok). I’d almost lost complete hope, but fortunately things got interesting in the last hour. I’ll spare you the movie review, you can find it here if you’re interested. I won’t spoil the movie or anything, but I’m writing this post for another reason. There’s one thing in this movie and the prequel that makes my head hurt. Her name is Angela.
If you haven’t seen either movies, Angela is character played by Tasha Smith. I noticed Tasha often plays this type of role and does a damn good job at it. It makes me wonder if there are really women out there that actually carry on like that. The thought is terrifying. The thought yields the same result as cold water over my privates, it gives me shrinkage. Yes, Angela’s personality = shrinkage. She is a man’s worst nightmare. She has a sexy body, but is ghetto and annoying as all hell. She bothers me more than that stupid extra part of a chicken wing that no one eats. The devil herself (the devil isn’t a man, hence the italics in case you missed that), would refuse to accept a woman like Angela into hell. Reason being, she would probably take over. If anyone thinks she is only like that because of her man, well my response to you is that you are crazy and crazy people stick together. Like roaches, there’s only one or two of you during the day, but you all roll deep at night.
Now that I’ve vented, let me explain her character. I assume most of you have at least seen the first movie so I don’t think I need to go into too much detail. She is a loud, in-your-face, jealous, angry, and insecure alcoholic. Angela takes being an animated person to a whole new level. She has an on/off switch for craziness that is usually left in the on position. She makes Kisha from Belly look like an angel. For the smallest thing she jumps to conclusions and makes a scene no matter where she is.
I wonder if this is a trait that exposes its ugly head after marriage. If not, I can not understand for the life of me why someone would marry a psycho like that. If that doesn’t make a man commit suicide, I don’t know what would. I’m traumatized and I’m not even with her. I’ve never even met someone like that yet I’m shaking my head no as I write this. God forbid I ever become a dictator because anyone like her would be prosecuted, persecuted, electrocuted, executed and any other dramatic word that ends with “cuted.”
– Vic Louis
p.s. Speaking of the movie. Is it just me or did Angela’s and Marcus’s children not age or grow during the timeframe between the two films?